she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I don't think brook has ever known best
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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