Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
