At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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