He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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