you guys were way drunker than both of me
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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