where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
