where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
His nipple licking is glorious
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