I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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