just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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