And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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