What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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