think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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