Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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