haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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