butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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