Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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