What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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