I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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