I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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