Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
