found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
it's great music for shaving your balls
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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