belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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