Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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