we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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