who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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