I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
