She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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