just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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