your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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