Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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