he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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