god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
do herpes really smell.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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