whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
My ATM looks so different sober.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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