Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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