You don't have asthma, your pregnant
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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