woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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