Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
She even gives head with a lisp.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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