True but thats because hes a fetus.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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