Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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