So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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