Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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