Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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