Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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