It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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