Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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