Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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