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Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Life is so much better after having sex.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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