why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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