He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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