Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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