i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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