don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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