Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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