So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
