was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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