Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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