Fine. I'll sleep in my office
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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