you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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