I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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